Twidays: A Toy Story

Meadow, have you seen the new NECA dolls for New Moon? Edward's shirt comes complete with wonky nipple rip. And you can even buy the sparkling version!

source: NewMoonMovie.org

Why? Why did they have to legitimize the freaky nipple f*ckery by putting it in a doll? And SPARKLING? Really? Are they trying to cash in on the popularity of the Vamp?

Did you notice how Twilight Little Edward was normal-size, but New Moon Little Edward looks like he's about to do the Hulk Smash? I swear, it's like the gave the doll steroids or something before hittin' the mold this time.

source: NewMoonMovie.org

It's kinda freaky. He bugs me now. (But not enough to replace him with the weird sparkling ripped shirt one.)



You mean Beefcake Edward? Or really, Beefcake Ed, because he's not Edward when he has a fat neck - he's Ed. Or even Eddie.






He's Eddie the Neck. You don't want to owe Eddie the Neck a favor.







And, did you happen to notice who is missing from the new doll line-up? WHY isn't there a damn Emmett doll? *cries* I suppose I could always just take Fatneck Edward and pretend he's Emmett. I wonder if I can change his clothes? Does CafePress make doll clothes? I need a tee that says, "Emmett" so everyone will know who my doll is.



Especially since Fatneck Eddie is so sour looking. Emmett doesn't look that morose in a single movie. I get that Edward broods a lot, but would it KILL them to make a single "action figure" that doesn't look like he's about to throw himself into the dryer and end it all?




I know, right? Maybe I could paint a smile on my Lil Emmett. Okay, maybe I'm going too far. But how will everyone know who he is if he's not smiling?







I always wanted to learn how to knit. I can knit him a sweater a la Kemmett's Ski Lodge photoshoot.






You mean like this?

source: KellanLutzOnline

Yup, that's the one. Although I don't think I can get jeans that tight on over Fatneck Eddie's shoes...






You're not joking around? Because I am now imagining my Little Emmett - my own PERSONAL Little Emmett - and this MUST happen!






Well, I don't knit YET but I DO REALLY want to learn how so yes, Lil Emmett will be my first project.







*claps and jumps up and down* Oh would you? And a little knitted hat for his head?







Of course! Kemmett's head can't be cold.







Oh right, I will definitely need to keep his head warm. *snicker*







*giggling* Oh, thank GOD. I was afraid you were going to make a comment about how big I was going to have to make it to accomodate his, ahem, head.