Okay, so obviously we must discuss the new Eclipse trailer.
I was fangirl squee-ing until 1:04 when The Imposter showed up. And then I threw up a little bit.
Totally. Couldn't they have used the money they saved by firing Rachelle and put it towards Bryce Dallas Howard's hair and makeup?
Well, that would be smart, but we all know how awful Suckmit is with hair and makeup. *cough* Bella's wig *cough*
I need to re-watch and do a "Shirtless Jake Count."
Oooh, when it comes that will totally be a drinking game - take a shot every time Jake shows up without a shirt.
Oh that's a good idea for the Eclipse DVD Release Party that I may or may not be planning already.
Or, take a shot every time Edward broods.
Another good idea! And you say you're no good at planning parties. Pshaw.
No, I'm just good at coming up with reasons to drink. Which is what I'm afraid this movie will make me want to do. I liked Eclipse for the sexual tension, but I spent most of it wanting to slap Bella.
I do have to say that I'm really hoping to see more Happy Edward in Eclipse. I mean - he's got the girl - he should smile a bit more than the first two movies right? You know the cocky-smirky-smile he gets when he's looking at Bella? Because he loves her and then I pretend he's cocky-smirky-smiling at me.....
Oh, why do I set myself up for disappointment? *leans back and throws my hand across my brow*
Yeah, I doubt you're gonna get a lot of that. Do you even remember Eclipse?
Bella: "Oh, Edward, I want you to take me!"
Edward: "Take you where? On a walk? It's raining..."
Bella: **unbuttons shirt** "No, Edward. TAKE ME."
Edward: **clears throat** "Um, Bella, a chaste young woman such as you..."
Jacob: "So, Bella, you wanna go for a ride on my bike?
Edward: "Dear mother of GOD what is wrong with you teenagers??"
**hands Rain a kerchief and readies smelling salts** My bets are on Broodward.
*takes kerchief* Why, thank you Meadow.
Anytime, Fair Rain. Do you need to go sit on a settee and fan yourself while I finish this post?
Yes, please do finish. And bring me my mint julep when you're done.
*snicker* You're such a delicate flower. Edward would tell you to unlace your corset and rest. Just not around him. Because that would be suggestive.
Okay, but seriously, I worry about my favorite scenes! What if they cut the tent scene?
Oh, Summit wouldn't cut the tent scene! It's all about Jacob, whom they love.
Right - and he's shirtless.
Oh, wait, you just mentioned it. Does that count?
It counts! *cheers*
It counts! *cheers*
Okay guys, so what do you think? Did you love the trailer? Did it make you excited or worried like Rain? Let us know!