So, with all the discussion about when, or *gasp* IF, Summit is going to announce they are making Breaking Dawn into a movie, I've been thinking about possible marketing tools they could use to help promote it. You know - teeshirts, bumper stickers, etc. I'll get us started...
Breaking Dawn: Where a werewolf falls in love with a baby!
Breaking Dawn: We can't show you sex, but we'll give you a cracked spine!
Breaking Dawn: PG-WHAT???
Breaking Dawn: Teen Pregnancy never looked so chaste.
Breaking Dawn: Fading to black in a theater near you!
or this one, from my good friend @twiljediknight:
Breaking Dawn: Where sex is forbidden but it it totally okay for your husband to eat your baby outta your belly.
Breaking Dawn: Because "Breaking Bella" was too literal.
Breaking Dawn: Nessie Lives!
Breaking Dawn: Yeah, we think it's creepy too.
Breaking Dawn: Where nothing really happens in the end.
or my favorite from @twiljediknight:
Breaking Dawn: WTF just happened here?
Breaking Dawn: Because an Epic Battle would have been unrealistic.
Forks WA: Home of the Vampire UN
And for the DVD release...
Breaking Dawn Director's Cut: Freaky birth scene in it's entirety!
And how about the movie posters? I'm sure we'd all love for it to look like this...
It will probably be something more along these lines...
Meadow and I would love to hear your Breaking Dawn taglines - we know you have some good ones! Leave them for us in the comments!